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Tracks by Kurt Metzger

Kurt Metzger Needs To Get Out More.

BPM: 88
Length: 6 minutes and 48 seconds

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A heavy Mexican lunch with ice cream for dessert.

BPM: 78
Length: 1 minutes and 46 seconds

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Some things you DO NOT joke about!

BPM: 69
Length: 1 minutes and 20 seconds

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All Kidding Aside I Had A Great Time In Anchorage.

BPM: 87
Length: 4 minutes and 0 seconds

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Kurt talks to young people about fisting.

BPM: 131
Length: 4 minutes and 37 seconds

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Award winning Michael Jackson joke followed by frank discussion of sexual abuse.

BPM: 65
Length: 2 minutes and 24 seconds

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Ricky! Noooooooooo!

BPM: 79
Length: 3 minutes and 9 seconds

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Steve, Get Out of My Way!

BPM: 90
Length: 3 minutes and 9 seconds

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Last of The Great White Jobs.

BPM: 89
Length: 4 minutes and 22 seconds

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The Gulf spill affects all of us, and guidos.

BPM: 175
Length: 4 minutes and 0 seconds

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Hold your own fucking purse.

BPM: 80
Length: 1 minutes and 28 seconds

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A sweaty monster gets everyone to forgive Tiger Woods.

BPM: 82
Length: 4 minutes and 19 seconds

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Kurt Metzger Is An Old Knickerbocker.

BPM: 86
Length: 7 minutes and 29 seconds

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Kurt Metzger Seems A Little TOO Obsessed With This.

BPM: 101
Length: 7 minutes and 44 seconds

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Kurt talks to young people about fat chicks and Alaska.

BPM: 96
Length: 3 minutes and 57 seconds

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Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart

BPM: 77
Length: 2 minutes and 9 seconds

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Kurt explains why America is still number 1.

BPM: 111
Length: 4 minutes and 29 seconds

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