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Tracks by David Cross

Kalahari Fantasy

BPM: 140
Length: 5 minutes and 29 seconds

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When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-eighties!

BPM: 112
Length: 12 minutes and 52 seconds

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The Marked Difference Between Muslims and Other Insane People

BPM: 84
Length: 4 minutes and 16 seconds

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I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics O Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood!

BPM: 85
Length: 3 minutes and 16 seconds

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Starless Theme

BPM: 120
Length: 5 minutes and 17 seconds

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Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals!

BPM: 145
Length: 2 minutes and 38 seconds

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How the Sausage Is Made (Couples Colonic, Pt. 4)

BPM: 82
Length: 4 minutes and 14 seconds

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Pandering To The Locals!

BPM: 121
Length: 7 minutes and 13 seconds

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Random Goofabouts

BPM: 67
Length: 9 minutes and 7 seconds

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Abortion Doctor From Hell!

BPM: 83
Length: 7 minutes and 25 seconds

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We're Different People

BPM: 82
Length: 1 minutes and 49 seconds

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Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist

BPM: 80
Length: 5 minutes and 1 seconds

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Shaving The Pope's Pussy

BPM: 112
Length: 4 minutes and 8 seconds

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But Not Really (Couples Colonic, Pt. 3)

BPM: 109
Length: 4 minutes and 20 seconds

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I Can't Get Beer in Me…

BPM: 101
Length: 2 minutes and 41 seconds

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Into the Oblique

BPM: 80
Length: 4 minutes and 33 seconds

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Love Me (feat. Ofra Haza)

BPM: 100
Length: 5 minutes and 47 seconds

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That One Show About Drugs and Stuff

BPM: 103
Length: 6 minutes and 14 seconds

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Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!

BPM: 63
Length: 11 minutes and 10 seconds

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Millennium Toll

BPM: 91
Length: 5 minutes and 38 seconds

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In the Shadow

BPM: 182
Length: 5 minutes and 36 seconds

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Sex On The Internet!?

BPM: 87
Length: 8 minutes and 5 seconds

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Exiles

BPM: 82
Length: 5 minutes and 59 seconds

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Father Failure

BPM: 164
Length: 4 minutes and 7 seconds

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Narcissism and the Slow March to Oblivion

BPM: 117
Length: 2 minutes and 13 seconds

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Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist

BPM: 80
Length: 5 minutes and 1 seconds

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White Bird (feat. Sonja Karaushofer)

BPM: 112
Length: 4 minutes and 41 seconds

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Shaving The Pope's Pussy

BPM: 112
Length: 4 minutes and 8 seconds

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Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!

BPM: 86
Length: 4 minutes and 52 seconds

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Fake T**s/Real Beer

BPM: 76
Length: 6 minutes and 35 seconds

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REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!

BPM: 90
Length: 3 minutes and 40 seconds

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Monica Lewinsky And The Three Bears

BPM: 88
Length: 5 minutes and 3 seconds

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When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-eighties!

BPM: 92
Length: 12 minutes and 52 seconds

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My Wife's Crazy!

BPM: 84
Length: 3 minutes and 52 seconds

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Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete!

BPM: 123
Length: 2 minutes and 53 seconds

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You Go, Girl!

BPM: 102
Length: 2 minutes and 28 seconds

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My Very Extra Special Trump Fantasy

BPM: 105
Length: 10 minutes and 2 seconds

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Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist

BPM: 84
Length: 5 minutes and 1 seconds

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Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)

BPM: 175
Length: 4 minutes and 18 seconds

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If Baseballs Had Aids On Them

BPM: 90
Length: 22 minutes and 45 seconds

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Squeeze Box

BPM: 132
Length: 2 minutes and 49 seconds

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A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!

BPM: 98
Length: 3 minutes and 58 seconds

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Monica Lewinsky And The Three Bears

BPM: 88
Length: 5 minutes and 3 seconds

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Clown Pain Fun

BPM: 117
Length: 2 minutes and 10 seconds

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Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!

BPM: 63
Length: 11 minutes and 10 seconds

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My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Undertand What It Just Said!

BPM: 78
Length: 8 minutes and 39 seconds

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Prince of Darkness

BPM: 130
Length: 4 minutes and 9 seconds

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Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!

BPM: 115
Length: 2 minutes and 48 seconds

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Spidermand Vs. Batman Vs. Wonder Woman On The Rag

BPM: 80
Length: 4 minutes and 54 seconds

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Shooting the Shit / Too Soon?

BPM: 94
Length: 3 minutes and 55 seconds

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Hero of Kingdom (feat. Marion Küchenmeister)

BPM: 133
Length: 4 minutes and 1 seconds

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My Wife's Crazy!

BPM: 84
Length: 3 minutes and 52 seconds

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And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower…

BPM: 61
Length: 7 minutes and 5 seconds

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If Baseballs Had Aids On Them

BPM: 131
Length: 22 minutes and 45 seconds

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Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus!

BPM: 137
Length: 5 minutes and 10 seconds

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Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09

BPM: 85
Length: 9 minutes and 7 seconds

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Monica Lewinsky And The Three Bears

BPM: 88
Length: 5 minutes and 3 seconds

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REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!

BPM: 90
Length: 3 minutes and 40 seconds

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My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!

BPM: 85
Length: 8 minutes and 39 seconds

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Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus!

BPM: 79
Length: 5 minutes and 10 seconds

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When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish!

BPM: 137
Length: 6 minutes and 2 seconds

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Starless Starlight Loops

BPM: 86
Length: 11 minutes and 35 seconds

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Exiles (Edit)

BPM: 82
Length: 5 minutes and 59 seconds

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Sort Of (Couples Colonic, Pt. 2)

BPM: 75
Length: 5 minutes and 36 seconds

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Exiles

BPM: 82
Length: 5 minutes and 59 seconds

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Lunch With Frankenstein

BPM: 98
Length: 1 minutes and 31 seconds

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The Key (feat. Ofra Haza)

BPM: 186
Length: 4 minutes and 21 seconds

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What a Fool Believes (but Not The Doobie Brothers Version)

BPM: 59
Length: 12 minutes and 50 seconds

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Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!

BPM: 63
Length: 11 minutes and 10 seconds

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Truth = Cynicism

BPM: 122
Length: 4 minutes and 5 seconds

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